“Oh, and Carson Wentz is black in this game”

Anyone that lives in a decent size city and orders Papa John’s, Domino’s, etc. over independent joints deserve what they get. Most cities have a decent pizza place, no one should ever have to subject themselves to this shit...

26?!!! You are either out of your mind, using the absolute worst TP on the planet, or both. Get some halfway decent stuff and you should be fine with 3-4.

MILWAUKEE-Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear about Peter King?”
Host: “No.”
Me: “Died. from righteous indignation.”
Thought he would cry

I’ll knock it. Fuck is wrong with you?

Given LeGarrette Blount’s history I kinda wouldn’t mind him showing up at the White House.

I would go just so I could pull my hand back and slick back my hair right when Trump went to shake it. I’d be a hero to all the other secret detainees in Guantanamo.

*severely fucks up the part of my body my living is dependent on with a toy for children* im the most scientific mothrefucker out here libs

I disagree about the roman numerals. You can’t just abandon something you have done for 49 fucking years because you suddenly don’t like the look of a solitary “L”. That was some weak shit. Either use the roman numerals or don’t, but be consistent dammit.

Who the fuck does James Dolan think he is with “we hope he gets some help soon.” Oak is a fucking legend and Dolan is a fucking joke. This organization is a dumpster fire. I’d rather see Trump own the Knicks.

Marvel Studios Is Perfectly Okay With Their Villain Problem

Yes, it’s that firm grasp of the English language that Boston suburbs are known for.

Thank you for providing an example of why Boston has made the list.

It really is the 1% and the fucking rest of us. Fuck these people. They aren’t even gonna get in trouble for basically getting bribed to give a billionaire hundreds of millions in taxpayer money.

[extreme Weird Left Twitter trolling voice]

You’re garbage. Margary didn’t bring up your dead father. He’s talking about the relentless victimhood complex employed by a group of fans who have experienced more “success” in 15 years than most fans will experience in a lifetime. You’re the fucking trash heap of a son using your father’s illness and death to prove…

Fuck you for exploiting your dead father to use as some sort of weapon to wield because Drew Margaret said something mean about a bunch of people you don’t know who are good at playing a fucking game.

Stop. Can you just enjoy sports without reporting to some kind of performative, overwrought agonizing?

Seriously, no one cares about how hahd it is to be a Pats’ fan today.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.