and banging his head against an aluminum gate

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You’re lying to yourself if you think you wouldn’t be desperate enough to do damn near anything to have human contact when you’re without it for a year. Just take a look at what solitary confinement can do to a prisoner for a couple weeks or a month.

You don’t kick babies off flights because they can’t help it. They are absolutely right to kick belligerent and obnoxious passengers off a flight.

Im fine with him being kicked off just for looking like a fuck head.

I get being upset if it’s the team that’s up by 11 that tries the shot but to get your panties in a twist just because the losing team tries to make the score a little more respectable? Fuck off.

They allow 7-year-olds to become policemen in Turkey?

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.

Sources: Elliott will be fined for prop celebration and suspended 4 games for using pot

Yep, I don’t think people appreciate how special his year has been because they’re not looking at the whole team picture. Sure Zeke has been great, but up until last week the Cowboys have been on a dominant run. Alfred Morris would probably be producing 80% of what Zeke is in his place. Le’Veon Bell is right up there…

5%

How far could you fake a punt and run with a football?

It will be interesting to see if Chapman, and other high-profile closers, will be more vocal about how they’re being used in the future. Leaning heavily on dominant bullpen arms is the hot new strategy in baseball, but it would be a mistake for teams to fail to consider how the pitchers themselves might feel…

Not “hot” so much as “supremely stupid,” in my opinion.

That’s what I tell my wife when she thinks I dutch oven.

He tried to leap around Lundqvist? But not before putting his shoulder under Lundqvist’s chin and then “leaping”.

required people to use the bathroom on their birth certificates

“Blind Al (Leslie Uggams) says something about our duplex we live in. I say”

Potentially all of them!

It’s all true! We would have to raise the prices of goods like the “Big Mac” by over 4%! I’m not going to live in an America where I have to pay an additional $0.17 for a shitty hamburger just so that a bunch of poors can earn a living wage!