You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

I won the debate if you decide without watching the totally one-sided “spin” that followed. This despite the really bad microphone.

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

Haven’t played what long enough? I’m sure you don’t mean football, where most players have around 8 years or more of experience before they get to the NFl.

I assume you’re talking about the first down/field goal range/etc lines? They make a 3D model of the field before the game and use sensors to track the cameras’ positions to keep the line “glued” to the right spot. I could go on but you’d be better served reading this: http://www.si.com/nfl/2013/07/18/nfl-birth-yellow-…

Evans will always be my favorite, but Schilling beats out the others gambling ones.

Same. God forbid the players have 3 seconds of creativity and individuality during the game.

I miss Emmitt, Robert Evans, Nazi Bill Simmons, and Rolf, but goddamn if Tomsula and the Schilling memes are not the best of them all.

All Leppos Matter

Did someone say, “rando dipshit former governor who hoped to swindle some sweet donor cash and get a small Q rating bum...?”

Except everyone can name a foreign leader trump admires.

Whereas Hillary could not only name every single sitting world leader, she could tell you what they had for breakfast, the name of their first pet, and what color underwear they’re wearing right now.*

“Umm, Two Leppos?”

If that was true the party and its candidates wouldn’t be the fucking joke it is now.

White guy twitter beef!! Meet me in Temecula motherfucker..... And we’ll have lunch and write our stories!

Counterpoint: Team Europe has won ZERO Super Bowls.

Holy shit I love this guy. Why your team sucks Ryder Cup edition. See if Magary will counter!!!!!!!

I can’t imagine how you could be a successful NBA coach without being sensitive of race relations in this country.

Follow-up personal anecdote, just for fun: 

I hope GM drops a press release right on their fuckin heads for this.