Nope, it’s genuineness. I don’t want to know, nor do I need to know, the name of this dumbass show.

My favorite Deadspin bit so has been your insistence on calling this show All Takes Matter. I have no idea what this show is actually called and I love it that way.

That’s a tricky question.

In broad political strokes I would say that roughly half the armed forces voted against Trump and roughly half voted against Clinton. (Nobody voted FOR anyone in this election.) The breakdown was largely generational; older vets and officers that had been around felt more uncomfortable with…

I spent 13 years on active duty (2x Iraq, 1x Afghanistan), and got out last year. Seeing pictures of Fifth Avenue fuckwits like this playing war tourist eliminates any regret I have about not staying in longer - and makes me feel awful for my friends still in.

THAT’s not the KUSH I was looking for...

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

You are correct. Dealing with the Orange Menace is like dealing with a child, except that child has had 70 years of reinforcement of bad behavior, born of privilege.

I wake up in the morning worrying that the President will get us into a war I will have to fight in, or that the factory my dad works in will be closed, or that my mom wont have health insurance to help pay for her meds, or that my siblings won’t be able to afford their student loans. This guy worries about how he…

Especially since it’s taking that big ass fish back to the water to brag and show off to the whole bunch of others. Cold blooded.

Look at that Gator just fucking strutting along like, “Check this out, assholes. This is my fish. You got a fish like this? Didn’t fucking think so.”

10%increase in military funding—from where???

Do you genuinely think there was no stated source for the money for free college?

… isn’t he the only R in congress promising committee hearings into the Russian connections…

Every fucking day it’s a new thing man. It’s exhausting.

No those people need to be reminded repeatedly and loudly that they fucked up bigly and are fucking morons and we all hate them.

Fuck them. They did a stupid thing and should be made to feel stupid.

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”

In some ways, it still amazes me that 60 million+ people thought he was qualified for this position. Then, I turn on the TV in the morning and hear Stephen A. Smith yelling, and drive to work behind some guy going 55 in the left lane on the highway while listening to some guy on sports talk radio talk about what he…

I can’t believe he leaves the office at 6:30 (according to that NYT article earlier this week). My job has significantly less responsibility than the President’s (duh), and I come into work at 6am and usually leave well after 6:30pm. What the fuck did he think being President would entail? Just photo ops and tweeting…