Heck yeah. So much so, that they’re only allowed to do it until the black marks on the floating lanes.

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

He entered thirteen hundredths of a second behind and handed off to the next leg a full second ahead. In a distance that is usually decided by those hundreths. The guys a swimming god.

I’m not saying Trump isn’t racist! I’m just saying it’s a sad time in history now that racism is generally considered a bad thing.

Had to look it up. Thanks for the history lesson!

No one said they had to be good takes.

Crazy theory I believe is Tom Scocca would best serve Gawker Media by doing more at Deadspin than his current role demands. You’re not just a good writer, you’re a very good sportswriter.

Some of these are fire- I love it.

His beer column was one of the best things going didn’t even realized he was fired

Chris Paul is an all-timer; Kyrie Irving is overrated. (If you played the 2016 NBA Finals ten times, Cleveland wins ... three of them?)

If the NBA switched to a Premier-League-type 40-game one game per week season it would be twice as big as the NFL.

There are zero athletes from >30 years ago who would be able to cut it in the pros today.

I believe Deadspin fired Will Gordon so they could sell Coors ads.

I was actually kinda looking forward to hearing the Addams family dude speak.

Geoffrey, a middle-aged British tourist on his first visit to Germany finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.

Naming them as underwriters of Lloyds is good leverage though. They don’t want their name dragged through the mud. To much rides on their reputation for insuring anything.

SMDH. No one appreciates Brexit humour.

Even worse, the contract is denominated in British Pounds.

I honestly wonder if, when his fielding abilities drop off far enough that he’s no longer even mediocre, he’ll just park himself on an AL team as their DH for 6 to 1o more years and really give it a go at fully burying Pete Rose once and for all.

This is all fascinating but let’s be honest: LOLJETS.