Earnest, a tour bus operator, had the assist.

As I am 33, I have no goddamn idea what's going on.

I tried to chart mine. But my 2B was a girl I got a hand job from in the back alley of a dive bar, and my LF was a girl I once dry humped in the 9th grade.

This is gonna be one of those comment sections, so I just want to say I appreciate you sharing with your experience and hope things get better.

I was gonna write “inb4 all the ignorant and racist bullshit” but there’s already a “fuck off” comment, so I guess I’m too late.

Lupica’s got some nerve ragging on Durant for joining the Warriors while simultaneously wearing Steph Curry’s sneakers.

Kenny Lofton did this in the 1996 ALCS

“They don’t look like Indians to me.”

Has anyone seen Michael Bradley since he left Roma? I don't think his flight ever landed.

Guzan has been absolutely terrible this half. On the first goal he comes off his line for no reason, only to watch a soft header loop in over his head. And he’s moving to his right as this free kick is struck. Trust your wall there; if it goes over the wall, you aren’t getting it anyway.

Yeah, I don’t think it’s necessarily a bad thing, but it almost makes things like Leicester City winning the Premier League that much more incredible when it required being the best team while playing every other team twice.

It’s just a reminder that American-sports-style playoffs are great for excitement and bad for truly determining the best team in a given season.

This is a terrible idea. Did you watch the Ecuador game? Sitting back and defending deep in their end is not something the US does well at all.

Beckerman covering Messi, yeah not good.

Thank god that “THAT GUY” didn’t take Friday off.

Did anyone else watching on FS1 notice that the match direction was especially terrible last night? There were what seemed like a half-dozen occasions when the ball would go out for a goal kick throw/in, FS1 would cut to a replay, and WHAM next thing you know Bobby Wood is being played in on goal/down the wing.

But…

I’ll be the first to admit it’s the low hanging fruit. Maybe I could do better. Can you take me HIGHER?!
*Pounds chest*
*Gets drunk and records conspiracy video for youtube*

i know a lot of bad press happens but we are good squad of men and even young mens sometimes. i hope the supporters stay out of trouble and focused on the match. i believe a win is secure and i am betting on match to make sure of it. look out for ratchev on the wing serving balls and also looking at fullback. my hopes…

No matter what happens I just want to say thank you to all the Deadspin staff. I started reading your articles about 5 years ago. Before that I barely paid attention to sports news, because I thought they were all like ESPN or SI. You guys helped me to develop a greater love for sports by showing them in a more…

How does someone whose job it is to be on camera not understand how a camera works?