I need to be able to revise the dong on an as-needed basis in case Elon ever responds to my DMs requesting nudes.

What the FUCK, bro, why would you make the dong removable

“Why can’t daddy Elon put a little baby ArcTan∀Superjet inside my fertile womb” Shahn H wept, clutching the old-fashioned rotory phone and rolling around on pink silk sheets. “Why won’t he call?” Shahn needed Elon, needed those oddly smooth hands that had struck so many mine slaves in apartheid South Africa, needed…

A literal piece of the truck flew off - with no impact - in heavy traffic and either hitting or nearly missing multiple cars. This is not helping Tesla’s already spotty record of build quality.

*tch* Another Tesla hit piece from someone jealous of Elon’s success. It’s actually supposed to fly off when it senses a collision is imminent as a last line of defense against an oncoming vehicle. The Cybertruck is already on track to becoming the most significant invention of all time, second only to the life-size…

Looks like they tried to use “portrait mode” on all the pictures.  You can see all the digital artifacts of the post processing technology not being sure what to put in focus or out of focus.

It isn’t grey at all. It’s purple. 

With a car like this, it almost doesn’t matter how bad the damage was, it will be restored.  

And of course, the obligatory response from people trying way too hard to show they aren’t one of the common masses

No, at Goodwood, unless specifically stated, they are the real thing. The scrutineers are VERY thorough !

“Look, I just meant that all Mexicans are lazy and unmotivated. What’s the big deal?”

If the parking thing works well and avoids needing to download a city’s parking app every time you go to a meter in a new town, this seems like a win.

Or somewhere they’re even legal.

They could literally put a body + (front-only) interior kit on a bronco sport, mark up the price to like $65K and it would be a huge hit.

I wished they would make a 2 door G-wagon again, but an 80K$ V6 hybrid G will sell out quick.

Put down the Fosters and go find the dingo that ate your baby. 

“Back in 2003, engineers with Ford’s Special Vehicle Team (SVT) took a regular cab Ranger Flareside powered by a 2.4-liter I4 and got to work.”

$120k for a truck that will exclusively be used to drive overly aggressive in traffic by some under talented bro-douche rocking an Affliction T-Shirt and a Punisher sticker in the rear window.

I dig the twice-a-day NPND.