I know I’m going to get flamed for saying this (probably by many of my friends here) but I think that the way Emma Sulkowicz has managed the aftermath of her alleged attack is a bit self-centered.
That is not ironic.
Don’t leave us hanging... what does Jimmy Fallon consider the “ultimate” in late-night comedy then?
My favorite line is that first footnote:
No kidding. This OUGHT to be a simple matter of: The NFL has rules, Brady/NE broke those rules, here’s a punishment. But NOOOOOOO. Goodell has to micromanage the shit out of everything and make it complicated.
As soon as Goodell finishes writing it.
Because most people aren’t interested in any narrative where Brady isn’t the bad guy. Nobody cares about science or logic. All they remember is that Brady is smug and they want to see him punished.
Yep. All this, over balls just about nobody believes had any measurable impact on a single game.
I’d say Goodell hung them out to dry first. Someone in the league office slipped Mort some false information about all the balls being 2 psi under the limit, which catapulted this from a funny little story to the leading story on the nightly news, which forced the Patriots to hold that press conference. Meanwhile,…
I wonder how the NFL/Goddell would react if the suspension were upheld, and then week 5 came around. And for that prime-time, nationally-televised game that the NFL would hype the daylights out of - Brady against the Colts and the matchup that started all of this mess - Belichick says Tom isn’t ready yet and sits him…
Josiah Bartlet.
Deadspin’s Descriptions of Rob Gronkowski, ranked:
Because they don’t understand the concept of self-acceptance. Those trolls hate themselves more than the people they troll. It sounds like a cliche but it’s true.
I think people who aren’t happy with themselves get jealous of those who are. It’s pretty pathetic.
What was wrong with Blatt's first play?
It’s not a working plantation, but it’s still called the Belle Meade Plantation. Most of the antebellum mansions in the south are now on the NRHP.
Nahhhhhhhhh. Just answer these 36 more questions, that’ll do the trick.
Or just require a longer algorithm due to too many potential variables.