Okay, but like, what was the mistake, and how did it happen?  All I see in the article is something about stacking discounts, but nothing about what the discounts were, or where that $8 million ended up.

That stock photo:  who in hell takes a bite out of their burger while holding a french fry like a cigarette?  I have confusion.

All this coverage on Deadspin of the Bears shitting themselves makes me feel like

Have you met the quarterback?

Dude, we don't have enough allies left as it is. He'll probably give Russia the green light to invade Scandanavia

I missed the offseason transaction where the Bears hired Mike McCarthy as their offensive coordinator. 

Failure in the red zone is an improvement over not getting into the red zone, I guess.

Remember when people thought Nagy was a genius? And Trubisky was on his way to bring a good QB?

It wasn't just that drive.  3 drives had a first and goal.  3 field goals were the result.  They really should have been up 21-7 at the half.

Related: I don’t mind Joe Buck, either. He is extremely okay at a job that must be harder than it appears from the comfort of my couch judging by how many other people are awful at it. But is he really the only one who can do this? We’ve got him flying from Houston for Game 2, to Minnesota for Thursday Night Football,…

He’s 70 years old and has a toddler.  He’s a fucking idiot

You won’t die alone though, brother

Say what you will about the music, but Billy Joel is a fucking genius. He hasn’t released an album since 1993, so he has no embarrassing late career stuff for people to hate (I’m ignoring the weird classical album, which is still nearly 20 years old). He plays approximately 10 shows a year, all a designated drive from…

I SEE YOUR TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND I RAISE YOU BOLD AND UNDERLINE. IF YOU DON’T THINK AJA KICKS FUCKING ASS YOU ARE A WORTHLESS BAG OF MEAT.

I know that things on the internet can get pretty heated and a lot of people say things they don’t really mean because they are protected by the cloak of anonymity, so I want you to understand how sincere I am when I say I hope you die in a fire.

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

Sometimes when you try to cover something up you have to look incompetent to avoid looking guilty.

This is actually a pretty common thing among very tall NBA players, and one that has been written about in WaPo and elsewhere. Durant doesn’t want to be a seven footer, and neither did Kevin Garnett and several others. Broadly, seems like the story is that they’re people who felt insecure about being taller than…