Yet, here you are reading articles about it and posting as well!

It’s an escape from reality on Sunday and Monday for several million people. Whether it’s good or not, I have no specific opinion. But that’s the answer. Some people read; some people do the crossword; some people dress up like ancient knights and fight with plastic swords while hopped up on Sudafed and ambien. It’s…

...that’s a strangely specific thing to always have said.

It’s like I’ve always said: if you eat a stranger’s ass in the parking lot before the game, your mouth will probably taste like ass afterwards.

They actually have a ton of fans here in the two small metro areas between SD and Phoenix. They were the ‘home’ team before the Cards came to AZ, and most here were less salty about the move to LA since they weren’t actually local to us. 

I think I remember that. If I am right the NFL closed the loophole that allowed the dropkick in the next off season, which I expect them to do here. Because why let something fun and weird happen.

Pshaw, I saw Doug Flutie dropkick an extra point. ONLY CALL ME WHEN SUPER WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS.

Plus now he has the whole day to himself!

$5M to go away (assuming he gets paid out for his 2020 deal) AND he doesn’t have to continue with that dumpster fire of an organization?

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

You join the mafia, you either end up in prison or a body bag. That’s the risk you take 

Plan B is making them wait in a long line while the CEO stands at the front holding out two closed hands and each employee has to pick one.

I can’t get over the organization being named “Authentic Brand Groups.” It’s like they intentionally chose the most Orwellian-sounding bullshit possible. 

We’re told that Sports Illustrated brass is asking employees for their patience.

Hey everyone, this guy figured out that the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars lacks an understanding of how an NFL team operates!

Khan may be a great businessman, but he’s demonstrating a lack of understanding of this game. Trading Ramsey now to a contender willing to overpay is their only viable option because the thing that is straining their relationship isn’t money, it’s Tom Coughlin.  Unless Khan is planning on firing Coughlin this…

This is entirely unsurprising and deeply sad. I read this magazine all the time growing up. I had a shelf full of SI’s Hilarious Football Bloopers and a shitty, barely functional, football phone from pestering my parents to get a subscription. They had unsurpassed sports photography and some damn good writing. But the…

Ugh, too soon. Take your stupid star, and also this VHS copy of highlights from the 1992 Dallas Cowboys’ thrilling march to the Super Bowl.

“...they fear that one of the groups (“Thanos-like”) will be given pink slips, with the other told it is safe.”

“Sorry, Susan from accounting, you shouldn’t stand on the tracks when the train is comin’”

This happened to me a few times, then she reminded me of our wedding anniversary.