Alaska Airlines has begun installing slimline seating on its new Boeing 737-900ERs, which are about 30% lighter than the older, bulkier models This move is estimated to save 8,000 gallons of fuel a year per aircraft.

Whoop whoop!

Yes, he is. He now says his mom had an affair with a black man.

You tell ‘em, cha-cha.

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before

The champ SHITS! The champ SHITS!

Wait, why is this a problem again? I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone complain about infield shifts hurting the game. Seems like Manfred has his priorities a little warped.

Quo usque tandem abutere, Patricie, patientia nostra?

Ha! Loser!

Me, too!

#CensorshipSucks

Most interesting. Ago gratias tibi!

Bear with him, he’s new.

Not all workplaces test their employees for pot. Are the ones that don’t “knowingly” allowing their employees to break the law? That makes no sense.

Sure, but a 6-8 seed in the West is pretty respectable when you think about it.

Also, the reference to “local waiters,” which I’m guessing should be “reporters.” Unless I’m totally missing the joke.

Jimmy Tomcat... actually, that sounds like a character from Cats.

Or college. I think he’d make a great college head coach.

Well... sort of. He also campaigned for the job before Harbaugh was actually fired, which kinda feels like a Kiffinesque thing to do.