If he takes Virginia out of contention... I guess? Oh, who am I kidding, I effing hate the pick. HATE IT.

This. All the better to troll Giuliani.

So annoying! I think she was shooting for South African? Perhaps to evoke apartheid and as a nod to director Neill Blumkin— er, Blomkamp?

I feel like I’ve seen this comment somewhere else before...

Only if you agree to walk around doing Jodie Foster’s awful accent from the film for the rest of the day.

And if that wagon went 105mph, she’d be hell on wheels!

“If that baseball was instead a man, he’d be charged with attempted murder.”

Right? Someone needs to dub some Yakety Sax over that wind ASAP.

However, we will still take food if you have some.

Counterpoint: Pink Unicorn Dogs are even better:

Truly, you are both masterdebaters.

Just a heads up, I contacted Amazon customer service, explained what happened, and they issued me a $10 gift card.

Just a heads up, I contacted Amazon customer service, explained what happened, and they issued me a $10 gift card.

Poe’s Law personified.

As long as there’s no mayo!

It’s not the same, though. From an expected runs perspective, an intentional walk is almost always an irrational, counterproductive strategy. The objection is almost purely aesthetic.

I didn’t get the message in my cart either (just the message saying the code was successfully applied) but Amazon is apparently having some problems with their promotions. This may be one of them. Hope so because I would not have purchased it otherwise.

I didn’t get the message in my cart either (just the message saying the code was successfully applied) but Amazon is…

Big deal. I can stroke four mighty dongs simultaneously.

A squatty potty? For $18?? Sheeeeeeeeit!

A squatty potty? For $18?? Sheeeeeeeeit!

Out of curiosity, where did you see this language? I got a notice saying the code had been applied successfully, but there was no mention of a $10 credit.

Out of curiosity, where did you see this language? I got a notice saying the code had been applied successfully, but…