Not if we consider Tim Duncan a center.

Somebody hold a Waptism because Steph is reborn!

Correct. Regular season AND playoffs.

“Do shut up.”

“You mean the basketball ring?”

Respect. Love the way Dame plays. Can you imagine him paired with a taller guard like Livingston who can defend 2s? Terrifying...

I wonder... do stories like this make the folks at the United Negro College Fund feel bad?

Lacob just can’t help himself lol. The dorktastic braggadocio used to drive even some Warriors fans crazy until the Dubs won a championship. But you have to give credit where credit’s due. Dude took one of the all-time worst organizations and turned it into one of the best. That’s more than just good fortune.

About that beheading...

I think it means some of his best friends are NBA owners who aren’t not unhappy Steph is hurt.

You keep your iPad in, like, a drawer?

Curiously, advanced analytics (RPM) say he was good on defense (2.99) and terrible on offense (-1.01). I didn’t watch enough Wizards games to say if that’s accurate though

He’s a very underrated defender, too. Even when he gets pushed around, he’s always fighting over the top of screens. Great sense of the passing lanes, which is why he gets so many steals. Interestingly, advanced analytics corroborate this, rating him above average on defense.

Man... Beast has really let himself go.

Dammit! Next you’ll be telling me the cow wasn’t originally used as a guard animal for the Chinese Emperors in the Chung King Dynasty!

Plus, Duane Kuiper holds the title for longest streak of at bats between home runs. It works on so many levels!

This deserves a Monolith’s worth of stars lol.

Alternatively, replace human Olympic competitors with bears!

Best of luck with that.