Awwwww... the little fella was all tuckered out.

He should’ve called her Cookie!

I can never decide... is it “Osama and Bert” or “Bert and Osama”?

From the textbook: “A fruit stand divided against itself shall not... stand.”

Did you just call him a fruit?

Where’s my elephant?!

...with bacon.

He could be a Jedi.... or Frank Underwood.

Tom Brady my ass. That’s Michael Shannon!

Respect. I’m a Giants fan, but Vin’s still my favorite broadcaster (besides maybe the late Bill King).

My favorite was when the Giants had a reliever named Osiris Matos. Every time he pitched against the Dodgers, Vin would wax eloquent about the Egyptian god of fertility lol.

Well, if she’d done her wifely duties, he wouldn’t have had to stray. Amirite?

I laughed so hard at this I cried a Trail of Tears.

All I know is Schottzie would never have stood for this shit.

Gonna have to disagree with you there, Pam.

Hang on... maybe it was a religious thing. Did the blanket have a hole in it?

Wait... “cum dumpster” is a bad thing?!

Fair point, but the teams in the Little League World Series are made up of all-stars. These aren’t kids being forced to participate by their parents. They love the sport and want to win. There’s nothing wrong with that.

Check his birth certificate. Breitbart is reporting it lists Bubba’s father as a dog.

Just a heads up if you have Comcast, I’m seeing a number of reviewers complaining Comcast wouldn’t activate the refurbished modem because it was already registered to another user. Doesn’t appear to be an issue with Time Warner — or if it is, it doesn’t show up in the comments.

Just a heads up if you have Comcast, I’m seeing a number of reviewers complaining Comcast wouldn’t activate the…