Heil, Helling!

A blister? In West Milwaukee?? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeits!!!

This is clearly Joe Morgan’s fault.

To get rid of smelly hands, rub your fingers on something stainless steel (e.g., a spoon handle) while washing your hands.

Some people say it causes a chemical reaction that changes the taste of the garlic, making it more acrid.

But it was the same story last year. According to advanced stats, Kanter has ranked among the worst defensive players in basketball on two different teams now. And if you don’t buy the analytics, just trust your eyes on this one. Kanter looks clueless on defense.

In other news, John Goodman will be playing Chuck Blazer in the movie, and Blazer will have a cameo in the role of Santa Claus.

Rumor: Cubes got Cosbyed by Griffin.

Bro!

Somewhere, Donald Sterling is smiling... while having his toes fellated.

Porno mags. Your dad was reading pornography.

5. Profits!

Um... Mondays?

Bigga please!

I thought so, too. I think some of it’s actually filmed in Industry.

Fuckity fuck. Fucking Spurs. Fuck.

Dos Toros in NYC and Anna’s in Boston are both actually modeled after Gordo Taqueria in the Bay Area.

Don’t they also put veggie niblets in their version of Spanish rice?

I like cats in my guacamole. Better than Cats!