Ordering a car you have never driven is in line with another rule I have, which is to never buy a new car in its 1 year of production.

Even having been lucky enough to get an XSX near launch, I still quite miss the Xbox One’s HDMI pass-through and the ability to use Kinect for voice controls. So take your “Xbox One sucked,” turn it sideways, and cram it in your kiester.

This post actually showed up in my Google news feed, for some reason, and I really, really, really hope that this is the same thing other people are laying eyes on as they scroll down to it:

Torch is King of Tongue in Cheek

It’s worth noting that Dealerships are often the reason that certain cars (colors, options, etc) sell poorly.

Totally, I make a decent wage but even then there is no way I could afford an E-class wagon new, especially with kids etc. They hold their value so much more than the sedans so its funny how they dont depreciate much... but there arent enough people to want to spend the 70k and up base price for one. Maybe fewer lease…

Thanks. Exactly the issue.

FIFY

Always a good car wash before a road trip. A clean car is a happy car and a happy car is a reliable car.

I don’t say negative things about my car (such as features I wish it had, drawbacks, etc) where is could hear me. I don’t want to hurt his feelings. 

I really miss Fancy Kristen

So, starts out cheaper than Ford, better range and faster charging than Ford, and a handy-dandy midgate? Ultium is looking good.

Love the return of the midgate, blah on the rest.

It’s not an EV though, it’s a hybrid. I owned a Prius with 110 hp from its hybrid drivetrain and it was slow as shit (11.3 seconds 0-60 and zero power above 70mph)

I’d love one of these things but 40 large for a new vehicle with no hybrid available in the year of our lord 2022 is a nonstarter.

...it’s been like a year and that joke was never all that funny to begin with.

However, with the prosecution showing off trophies for the case on social media

And while the dealer is trying to make it right for Fredricks, he’s still out of $10,000 and a car.

I am indescribably tired of my fellow whites. Jfc, do better you dumb fucks. 

Very fitting for a Scat Pack.