Oh god, that one with the grav hammer was such a pain in the ass. Especially if you walk into it not realizing it’s coming and have shitty weapons. Took me forever.

I think we should all chip in and buy this property for David Tracy to store his Jeep collection and start a museum.

They decided to turn it into a global full immersion play. We’ve been in it for nearly 2 years now. 

I feel as if it may be you who doesn’t understand this thing. It would be one thing if the bear impacted an event or competition in which the livelihood of the players were at stake, another entirely if it’s a skilful game that people are taking all too seriously, when really all they’re doing at the moment is just…

There are a bunch of angry Bears on the football field at this very moment. I wish they’d calm down and not get so many unsportsmanlike conduct penalties, but I’m mostly fine with it.

Oh boy are you about to be disappointed. Not only have I now written about counterweights, but I’ve also written about blue anodized wheel cylinders:

A small device is affixed under each player’s shirt that “pops,” making a hole in the shirt and oozing out a brownish liquid.

Reading is really, really hard though when you’ve got a comment burning a hole in your keyboard.

Fanboy console war bullshit I assume. There are going to be so many kids doing Fortnite dances on Christmas morning because they got a new Xbox to play CoD on and there’s nothing middle aged internet babies can do about it.

I uh.. mentioned all three of those as factors for its success. 

The prevailing theory I’ve heard for many of the game’s problems is that it was originally a battle royale, and shifted mid development to not be that. It makes a lot of sense: no scoreboard, massive open maps with no checkpoint flow, armor plates, even one of the specialist’s ability is to call in a loadout crate.

Goodbye and good riddance.

For those of you pointing out that he made Something Awful, sure. Shitty people make things that end up having elements of good despite them on a regular basis. The world is a better place without Lowtax.

I reckon before you go for a drive you better put the pans away and cover up the coals or there’s going to be some chaos. Imagine being a driver behind the bus and getting a windshield of hot coals.

It definitely has a cover, but yeah... don’t ever forget it. 

I am a huge fan of old John Deere tractors but it seems like the modern Deere company is actively trying to be evil.

Cracked.

Counting Cars is fake as hell. There’s no way they come upon those cars randomly. It’s kind of creepy that they case houses looking for cars. If I saw them loitering outside of my residence, I’d grab the nearest weapon. Also, Danny’s support of Trump = automatic channel change whenever I see it on.

I dunno, I love Battlelfield and this all just looks and sounds awesome to me. I am fine with going back to the roots of what works. When BF is really at it’s stride in a multiplayer match, no other game matches that feeling for me. And BF5 and BF 1 were both kinda meh. I am just hoping to capture that BF4 feel, which…

What else am I supposed to do with my 68 meter long foyer with an incoming ramp?

John Wes Townley entered a house where his ex-wife and another man named Zachary Anderson were located and proceeded to attempt to attack Laura and Anderson with a hatchet. Anderson fired several shots from a gun.