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This is the update I have been waiting for

Yes

The cat was sent to a local shelter a little while back, I believe. 

I hate to say it but this kind of looks fun. 

I feel like the best answer to this headline is “because she fucking wants to.”

Yeah, I enjoyed the first season even it was a pre-story season. Season 2 kind of killed it for me. It was like the Walking Dead season at the farm. They were just stuck in and around that stupid apartment for the entire season. I grudge watched season 3 because I wanted to see how they did the granny and all, but I

One of my favorite MST3K episodes, right after Space Mutiny and The Final Sacrifice 

The HORROR!

As long as they keep the bro-flex spiders!

The beer is also a lot cheaper doing it your way

Oh damn, you never think about something as simple as a lunge on leg day being able to destroy your kneecap. That’s just nuts.

Mine just sort of happened as well. Jumped up, came down to do a bigger jump, not sure if it was just the angle of my legs or what, but I heard a snap and had time to think that the trampoline

Sorry to hear about what happened to you. I only somewhat jokingly tell people about how bad the giant trampoline parks are for kids and adults.

My brother has started taking my niece (just about 3) to the one near them and thinks it’s funny to send me pics. I keep telling them it’s all fun and games until you are in

The problem I see is this: anytime I want to cheer for one of these garbage human beings getting bounced out of the administration, I always know that someone worse is going to be replacing them...

So I am about 7 months out from when it happened. I still have some issues walking down stairs (eccentric movements), and my running career is definitely over. Progress is being made though. My knees definitely can predict weather now as well

They weren’t wrong. 

Damnit Gary

Or ruptured both patella tendons on your knees at the same time requiring emergency surgery to basically reattach your kneecaps just this last August while on a giant trampoline...

This really does nothing for me. I’m sure the acting will be amazing... but why?

Who the fuck “rubs noses” in a professional work environment? How does someone think that’s just saying hi, or being cute, or .. I don’t even know what?