bigmattthe-tool
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bigmattthe-tool

Sorry to hear about what happened to you. I only somewhat jokingly tell people about how bad the giant trampoline parks are for kids and adults.

My brother has started taking my niece (just about 3) to the one near them and thinks it’s funny to send me pics. I keep telling them it’s all fun and games until you are in

The problem I see is this: anytime I want to cheer for one of these garbage human beings getting bounced out of the administration, I always know that someone worse is going to be replacing them...

So I am about 7 months out from when it happened. I still have some issues walking down stairs (eccentric movements), and my running career is definitely over. Progress is being made though. My knees definitely can predict weather now as well

They weren’t wrong. 

Damnit Gary

Or ruptured both patella tendons on your knees at the same time requiring emergency surgery to basically reattach your kneecaps just this last August while on a giant trampoline...

Who the fuck “rubs noses” in a professional work environment? How does someone think that’s just saying hi, or being cute, or .. I don’t even know what? 

If I lived in the city proper, I would drive the hell out of one of these scooters. 

I think I might just love you

I’m holding out for a Raptor version, which I think we may eventually see

Did I miss the output with the supercharger on it? I know they said the engine itself puts out 425 HP, but what’s the total?

I saw this on twitter this morning. As it should be

Not wrong at all

That was his version of “I have a black friend, so I can’t be racist, but ...”

Same thing with an Irish car bomb. 

I’ve been prescribed Tramadol for my lower back issues. I only take it if my back flares up, maybe three times a year or so, but it helps. It also just makes me warm and drowsy. Not a fan but it does help the lower back pain

Dr Katz was sort of brought back recently, just in audio format on Amazon or Audible...

OI!

I’m kind of surprised with how much I am enjoying Apex Legends. I tried Fortnite and just felt old and out of touch. There’s just something more fun about Apex for me, but I’m not sure what it is. 

and if he dies, he dies....