Hey everyone, I found the idiot in the comments section. What do I win?

Dude, I’m 6'8". You are tiny

Also on-the-nose: Everything says Stubbs says to Dolores-Hale. If he screamed “I AM A HOST” he would have been only slightly less stubble.

Stubble? Is that just because he can’t grow any facial hair? 

Just checked and the site seems to be down. Wonder if it crashed with all the extra traffic or if they have been hit by lolyers already

So Amazon is literally looking to create Shoggoths now?

I really appreciate this article. The Hummer was hell on the narrow roads of south Korea, but like he mentioned, you just felt cool driving one. I learned to take that vehicle almost entirely apart on motorpool Mondays, doing everything that on it that didn’t require the 3 shop. It really was a great learning…

I was going to say the same. I have an F150 Raptor, and the thing is just a joy to drive

So let’s say you are 6'8" tall, and the only vehicle you can actually feel comfortable and or fit in is a pickup truck? Most SUVs don’t have much more room behind the wheel than cars do. The F150 was the first vehicle I actually felt normal sized in. Not really ready to give that up just yet

Just saw on the twitters that he has been fired. For all the shit crossfit gets, I will give them props for dropping this dead weight like a... dead weight

Shit, I drove a 577 when I was stationed in Korea in 2ID. Oddly fun, but no visibility to either side or the rear. Just had to hope you had a good TC up top. Mine was great, used to light smokes and hand them down while on long drives (back when I used to partake in such things)

heh, “pushed”

I don’t get it. At all.

Wait, that actually happened? The South Park guys part?

At that point, just go for the F650 dually

Was Battleborn considered a MOBA style game? Was never quite sure of that. Sad that the game died a quick death though, it was fun

is on now, bro

Ok Weng Weng

I bought a 2003 Altima when I got out of the Army. It was the first “new” car I ever owned and all I can really say about it is that it was really reliable. Nothing special, but it never once died on me, or had any issues. I had it for four years and then traded it in for a new G37. Much more fun car