I think it’s only him and Kelly’s parents, tbh

I don’t really have a problem with Oubre getting pissy and shoving Olynyk, but there’s no way that Oubre’s shove was an equal and opposite reaction to Olynyk’s hard/illegal/kinda bullshit screen

Counterpoint: This picture made me hungry.

Evergreen headline

I don’t understand. Why wouldn’t juicero just sell its juice in cartons/jugs like every other juice company?

I know Marchman preemptively apologizes for it, but the whole, “I know he was serious but I can’t say why,” has turned me green with outsider envy.

Clearly not enough people know how to fuck off while on the job. March Madness doesn’t make me less productive than normal; it just takes the place of whatever else I was doing (reading Deadspin) to pass the time until I could leave the office without looking like a slacker.

Is the NFL responding to some stimulus with this? Even accounting for the retrograde opinions of your average NFL viewer, regulating touchdown celebrations doesn’t seem like it should be a priority.

This is a really good comment. Mr. Bradley is hardly alone in making this error and it’s infuriating to read time and again.

Can we get an official listing of Celtics players that are butt, young-mediocre, old-mediocre, good, and better than good?

Great dog. 10/10. Would watch again.

I think it’s dumb that the quality (or lack thereof) of his supporting cast somehow hurts his chances at taking home the MVP. “Sure, your team would be lucky to win more games than the 2011-12 Bobcats without you, but Leonard’s the MVP because the Spurs secured the 2 seed.”

How old does a child have to be before it’s weird posing with their topless mother for a photo?

There’s a real conversation to be had about how the US economy relies on a consumer culture that leads, almost inevitably, to irresponsible personal finance practices. And that this consumerism has the worst affects on poorer people. This is not that conversation.

In a lot of ways, having a good AA club in town satisfies the same criteria. It’s hard to say definitively whether it’s a better experience than a professional game, but it is a pretty great nostalgia-inducing summertime activity.

This is a really great piece. Kudos

Do father/son combos count? If so, I nominate the Ken Griffeys.

Well then, I guess gray hairs can’t come quickly enough for me then.

Oooh I wanna see that take. Alternate headline: “Durant chose Golden State so he could be the alpha-dog again.”

3.5 million seems like a lot to pay a baseball player if all he’s gonna do is catch touchdowns