Probably because so much of what passes for being progressive online is taking ideologically sexy but wildly unrealistic positions and then shitting all over people who don’t match those positions 100%

It sounds like Hamilton Nolan is writing under the pen name Joan Summers. 

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

We could remove the word waffle from the dictionary, replace it with Eggo...

I went up to Lake Como in Wisconsin with some friends some years back, and I think the bar we went to had regular Friday fish frys, not just during Lent. It was delicious, but the real star was this rye bread that I swear was baked by some sort of bread angels. As a Nebraskan with Czech heritage, I have eaten my fair…

I feel you there, even as an OSU food science grad, Wisconsin and actually Michigan State are higher on my list.

This is less “what to do with leftover pizza” and more “how to make different kinds of pizzas”

I will hold out for the Li’l Debbie Starcrunch Latte.

Pizza Rat finds your lack of faith disturbing.

That’s always how it ends, doesn’t it. 

MONTY’S!

We needed something to balance out the giant bowls of scalloped potatoes, mashed potatoes, and sweet potatoes! And the ‘salads’ definitely weren’t cutting it.

Imagine thinking that people living in the state where you find Eau Claire, Marquette University, Prairie du Chien, and Lake Butte des Morts don’t know how to pronounce French words.

Why not coat it in nacho cheese dust and call it the Oompa Lupa?

The Chalupa Centipede?

Any writer here who says “cars are outdated and unnecessary” must not live outside a major metro area or ever travel.  I live in mid-size metro area with no public transportation anywhere near my house.  I commute to a job even further from any public option.  Without a car....what can I do?  Nothing, really.  Walk a…

Let’s be clear: Cars are not the future. Buses, trains, and bikes are.

Ah! The Mayan calendar for archeologists 4 thousand years from now. :)

I think they were looking for a cat that doesn’t look like he is just waiting around for you to die because you will be easier to eat that way.