Some years ago in a (successful) attempt at weight loss, I worked with a trainer who told me no cheese, no peanut butter, no avocado. Cheese was the only one I ate with any regularity (it’s not like it was RARE for me to eat the other two, but they just weren’t daily staples), but I was honestly surprised by how…

Gender is completely 100% binary. You do or do not have an X chromosome. Preferences - who you choose to love, how you act, how you dress, who you hang out with - those are not the same thing as gender. Please stop conflating those things.

Not that anybody cares what I think but I have no problem with letting your kids “live their truth”. I have a 3 year old daughter who is very much a tomboy and constantly wants to be the “boy” when she’s playing with her sister (who is the total opposite and super prissy, btw).

That's how you end up with a suicidal child. 

My 9 year old wants to be a unicorn.  She says it’s her truth.  Should I let her?

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

Considering that breast milk, cow milk, goat milk, almond milk, soy milk, and oat milk all have the naming convention where the first word is the source of the milk, we already should have been horrified the first time we heard the phrase “toddler milk.”

liverwurst, chopped onion, creamy pickled herring,

I wonder if the whole “the rich aren’t so different from us” message might be true in a way they didn’t intend, which is that we could be just as greedy and oblivious if given the opportunity.

You sound upset Beth, and I can’t figure out why.  You clearly want to see racism in this, people responding to you with contrary opinions should give you more support for your already firm position that the world is full of racist jerks that you can feel superior to.  You should be very satisfied at the contrary…

If Papa can get away with this crap, why isn’t Domino’s pushing nachos through their pizza oven conveyor belts?

Imagine having the title “Senior Health Editor” and posting an article telling people to get their flu shot if they are scared of coronavirus. You do realize that would literally do nothing, right? Never use the title “Senior Health Editor” for the sake of readers who don’t know better. Change it to “Senior Outrage…

How did you not make a football? Do you hate America?

That’s awesome.

Oh gee, another slacktivist who thinks doing nothing but bitching in blog comments is somehow doing something useful.

What do you suppose The Takeout should be discussing? This isn’t Splinter, for fuck’s sake.

Stop it. Just stop it right now. Stop being “that guy.” 

Now with Vitamin-R!

I never sausage disrespect for the law.