Truer statements are rarely written.

“I dated a Latin Chocosorceress back in college and let me tell you, it was worth the burns and bruises.”

Not only that, but more people than ever are ordering forced by their health insurance companies to order their prescriptions by mail

ok but that’s the most scripted looking dive I’ve seen outside of Spanish Futbol.

We’re just a couple of Solein farmers on Tatooine

I am not eating Solein Green.

My only thing with AOC is when people talk about her as a future Presidential candidate without noting that it’d take an absolutely enormous ideological shift in the electorate for that to be even close to realistic given her positioning within the party. 

That’s quite the erection, and it sounds like they will have a huge cock when it’s fully grown.

30 eggs? Is she Gaston?

Applicants are also subject to the vagaries of their expansion plans. You may have lived in Charlotte all your life, but if they pull your name for the store they want to open in Milwaukee, it’s either on Wisconsin or go to the back of the line.

That sandwich has some mold around it.

Anyone done lark’s tongue?

Aimee, you forgot to mention how every other day someone joins the group thinking they were going to see X ranted content. 

That is exactly as funny as most New Yorker cartoons.

It’s not even the NBAs fault, society in general should be taking care of people like this WAY better.  Just because the government refuses to do its job doesn’t mean the NBA is responsible. 

Step 1: Break law.
Step 2: Harness power of social media outrage as shield and sword.
Step 3: Profit.

I didn’t edit it to make it sound worse, I edited it because that was a big fact to omit. It looks bad that it was omitted and kind of dangerous if people just leave things out just to make someone/ some group look better. That the problem with news today;people just tell you the parts they want you to hear. 

The moms had warned officials they would fight the eviction and had barricaded the doors. They had also put out a call for a massive protest to surround the property.

Seems like a good plan to dump the property. The investment value of the property was gone as soon as it was a flash point. On the down side, this means that no local labor will be used to rehab it and no local suppliers will sell materials, but it won’t really hurt anything but the sales prices for any other owners…