You sound upset Beth, and I can’t figure out why.  You clearly want to see racism in this, people responding to you with contrary opinions should give you more support for your already firm position that the world is full of racist jerks that you can feel superior to.  You should be very satisfied at the contrary…

If Papa can get away with this crap, why isn’t Domino’s pushing nachos through their pizza oven conveyor belts?

Imagine having the title “Senior Health Editor” and posting an article telling people to get their flu shot if they are scared of coronavirus. You do realize that would literally do nothing, right? Never use the title “Senior Health Editor” for the sake of readers who don’t know better. Change it to “Senior Outrage…

How did you not make a football? Do you hate America?

Oh gee, another slacktivist who thinks doing nothing but bitching in blog comments is somehow doing something useful.

What do you suppose The Takeout should be discussing? This isn’t Splinter, for fuck’s sake.

Stop it. Just stop it right now. Stop being “that guy.” 

Now with Vitamin-R!

I never sausage disrespect for the law.

Also her school chums have to deal with her choice.

Truer statements are rarely written.

“I dated a Latin Chocosorceress back in college and let me tell you, it was worth the burns and bruises.”

Not only that, but more people than ever are ordering forced by their health insurance companies to order their prescriptions by mail

We’re just a couple of Solein farmers on Tatooine

I am not eating Solein Green.

My only thing with AOC is when people talk about her as a future Presidential candidate without noting that it’d take an absolutely enormous ideological shift in the electorate for that to be even close to realistic given her positioning within the party. 

That’s quite the erection, and it sounds like they will have a huge cock when it’s fully grown.

30 eggs? Is she Gaston?

Applicants are also subject to the vagaries of their expansion plans. You may have lived in Charlotte all your life, but if they pull your name for the store they want to open in Milwaukee, it’s either on Wisconsin or go to the back of the line.

Anyone done lark’s tongue?