Reading this article with a jar of PB in front of me, absentmindedly making zen garden swirls in the surface with my fork.

You realize, of course, that the FCC receives complaints like this from people on both sides of the political spectrum? Emphasizing the complaints against SNL without context is a very Trump move.  

I sell shrink wrap and let me tell you, its fairly easy to re-do. 

I have to say, plastic bags and wrap are not reliable barriers against liquids and bacteria.

My old hometown pizza place did this back in the 80's as part of their taco pizza. 

No shit. 

Story time from Grandpa Bongo: Way back in the 70's and 80's the only time you could purchase gummy bears (or gummy products of any kind) in my neck of the woods is when the German Club sold Black Forest bears as a fundraiser. 

Excited about this plant opening near me. Now I can fulfill my lifelong dream of being the red gummy bear carver. 

You should read some Maurice Switzer. You obviously don’t work in the industry.

Let’s call the most well know meal kit company (thanks to Shark Tank) Plated for their thoughts. Hmm that’s odd, the number is disconnected. Lets look online...Hmm I can find multiple lawsuits filed against the company who bought Plated. Looks like hundreds of unpaid vendors. 

I am intimidated about making gnocchi. I really wish there was some sort of class near me. I have fond memories of the little cloud like morsels I would get at Manga in Kenosha, WI. 

May I suggest:

Growing up near Wisconsin Dells my summer vacation food was mainly fudge, made by young ladies in ridiculous Swiss costumes, cooked in copper kettles and spread out on marble slabs. It was the show to occupy your time while you waited for your turn at the counter. Guaranteed not to melt in your car!

You beat me to it! 

I read that headline and all I could think of was number 4, crunchy frog. 

Is there a way to just send you guys a message about this kind of thing? This is my favorite board and I always feel like a heel pointing this kind of thing out but I dont want the Pulitzer folks to see it.

A prune is a dried plum. 

I really thought the school would be covered by the code of conduct I am sure they make people sign to be in sports/organizations. Basically this re-enforces the idea that something that doesn’t happen on school grounds, or during a school event or using school equipment isn’t in the domain for the school to sanction…

Unless it has something to do with the story line I dont care about any characters sexual/romantic preferences. 

Sorry, the QR code for a sit down place is a hard pass for me. I am not going to use my phone to screw up my order, I want a human to do that.