If there were any produce at farmer’s markets I would make rhubarb jam.

I can cure hiccups 100% of the time with a regular straw and about a cup of water. 

Thats nonsense. Go to a any chain business in the backyard of the corporate headquarters. 

If you really want the best Culver’s experience you need to go one in a small town in Wisconsin like Sun Prairie or Portage.

I lived in London for 6 months and was thrilled that I could go to my local chipper and get fish fry anytime I wanted to. 

Instacart is really a dead service where I am. 

From my father and step-father, nothing as they only consumed Old Style and souls.

So rice, wheat, oats and rye are veggies?

As I have told dozens of bio-parents when I was a foster parent: Corn is a grain and doesn’t count as a veggie!!!!

Once upon a time outside of large cities (which is the majority of America) coffee was basically coffee. I remember seeing a Gloria Jean’s in the mall for the first time and wondering why my mom got all happy to fork over big bucks for a cup. 

I worked for a supplier for Subway back in the mid nineties. Fred’s goal was to make a million dollars for each year he was old every year and he didnt think too much about what he needed to do that, 

Why do all the Australian names sound like adult entertainment places? I swear I went to the Icy Pole in Helsinki. 

The souls of my vanquished enemies. 

So the child wants a cake of a dying cartoon character, a sad moment, so they can have more cake. I think someone should have explained how this wasn’t appropriate instead of indulging it.

I think this should have been a parenting moment. This is something like I read in a fosters childs psych file. 

My Ex wife and I got hit by a beef stroganoff that we both got at a local chain that rhymes with Toodles & Tompany. Luckily our condo had 2 bathrooms. 

I might buy it with a bumper to bumper warranty for 100,000 miles and free Uber pick up when it breaks down. Or have Toyota design and build it. 

Now if a company that made a decent quality product would do this, I would be a buyer. 

Church Fish Fry: Beer battered cod, crispy and golden and not oily, with fries, homemade coleslaw and two small pieces of marble rye with pats of real butter. Copious amounts of tarter sauce so there is no need for ketchup.