I think this should have been a parenting moment. This is something like I read in a fosters childs psych file. 

My Ex wife and I got hit by a beef stroganoff that we both got at a local chain that rhymes with Toodles & Tompany. Luckily our condo had 2 bathrooms. 

I might buy it with a bumper to bumper warranty for 100,000 miles and free Uber pick up when it breaks down. Or have Toyota design and build it. 

Now if a company that made a decent quality product would do this, I would be a buyer. 

Church Fish Fry: Beer battered cod, crispy and golden and not oily, with fries, homemade coleslaw and two small pieces of marble rye with pats of real butter. Copious amounts of tarter sauce so there is no need for ketchup. 

The lobsters are adapting to save their lives. Next will be big, sad doe eyes. We don’t need to worry until they figure out how to grow thumbs. 

I was always under the impression that McDonalds stuff like those stools and the tree are property of McDonalds forever like a delivery truck is for UPS.

In Wisconsin we are grilling brats. We don’t have to google it because we already know how to do it by 3rd grade.

The good news is this happens to all natural systems. 

Having worked for the Great Carrot briefly I can assure you this service will be limited to customers who are no further than 45 minutes away from the selected store.

All of my native Chicago friends all say the deep dish pizza is just for the tourists. 

Does the original family still run this Company? Back in the 90's it was a family thing. Dad was the CEO, mom did product development and quality. 

I would be interested in reading an interview/article with a small restaurant/bar owner outside of a major metropolitan area about hiring people these days. 

I still own the mushroom brush my grandfather bought at the suggestion of Jeff Smith, the Frugal Gourmet. 

I mean the side character. 

I was in college at the time so I would have told my date I had scurvy to get out of that. I always let my date order first so I can fit my order into my budget so at L’Etoile I would have had a nice wafer thin mint.

Back when I was a single Bongo living in Madison WI I would like to do a first date as a dinner and some activity. I would ask my date to pick the restaurant and I would choose the activity. Since I “live” on Autism street my understanding of people can be lacking. I would use their restaurant choice as a sort of…

Agreed, they could make this movie even better by recasting Miranda’s role to someone else.