I read these articles and comments and I think the people who write and comment are not aware of who the average and majority of American’s are.

I received some holiday reeses that were wrapped in foil to look like light bulbs but seem to be more egg-shaped. Unwrapped I swear they are the same design as the Easter eggs. So anyone have a picture of an unwrapped reeses egg? 

Glad to see the savory dishes this week. Is anyone going to talk about head cheese before the week is out?

I have never figured out why someone who doesn’t have the financial means or repair skill to not worry about their BMW breaking down would buy one. Are they just that great to drive?

Advantage of being in Wisconsin, I can buy some in almost all of the regional chain grocery stores. If you are close to a cheese maker you can usually get it there. 

The restaurant names were worth the scroll through the slide show. Now I know Velvet Taco is a restaurant and not a southwest themed bordello. 

Maybe I am spoiled living behind the cheddar curtain but I make this all the time. Just get a bag of mozzarella rope (string cheese before it gets hacked into chunks) and roll it in the edge of the crust. My fiance’s son thinks I’m a pizza magician. 

When I was a kid Hardee’s had a great chicken sandwich and it was always a special treat to get one. We had four fast food places in my hometown, McDonalds, Hardees, Pizza Hut and KFC. WE never ate at the Hut because they screwed with a local pizza place so fuck them, but the other we would go to depending on how…

My favorite Oreo Novelty:

They would be smart to just go back the old cocaine cola. 

Smell that? It’s a cease and desist letter being written.

The only way I enjoy acorns is after they have been processed by a whitetail deer into some steaks or a nice roast. 

I have a recipe for a confection that uses lark’s vomit, would that suffice? 

Well its all how you look at it:

OK I realize I have too much to say about canned meat for a healthy person.

If you want to shop at Costco and have a friend who has a membership, give them money to get you a gift card. They let you in with the gift card, or at least they do in the Midwest.

I would like to see a chemical analysis done with the siracha sauce and Buffalo wild wings Asian Zing. I suspect they are the same thing.

But you have had a shake/malt where you get the glass of shake/malt and the metal mixing cup with the remainder, right?

Thank you for the Woolworth’s mention. There was one in my home town when I was a little Bongo. Mom and I would stop to shop and I would be marveled by the stores house pet, a myna bird name Blackie who could say his name, “pretty boy” and “69.” 69 always puzzled my 5 year old brain until Grandma explained that was…

The end of CORONA should be the end of meal kit subscription services. The pandemic did create a resurgence in demand but this will be the last gasp and Hello Fresh and the like will go the way of Plated.