And I have been to more than one cranberry festival. 

Is it anything like Mama Stanberg’s Cranberry Relish?

OK I have never eaten, been offered a slice of or seen for sale or trade cranberry pie. 

In my fiancés family all the kids love the green fluff that she makes so much it is called “Fluff ala Toni” 

They waited that long without some sort of contest for free food like other places do? For 12 hours of my time there better be a chance I win a burger a day for a year or two. 

That sounds way too American. Brits seem much more likely to listen to scientists, particularly since they live on an isle which will eventually be much smaller.   

Aren’t car lots of all types licensed in every State? I know where I live I can file a complaint with the state against the dealers license. 

I think the August filming can be forgiven. The average high for England in August is 69 degrees. I dont know the specific location but I am sure they took this into account, They are English after all. 

The way this article is written makes me think you don’t understand how bail works.

I drink at least 250 ounces a day. 

My pints have stamp from the Queen verifying volume.

The food and the craftspeople make it sound like country ren faire. 

I guess we have to keep demonstrating it. I thought this conversation was over with Will Smith’s kids.

This showed I am the type of person who gets to about “H” and says fuck this. 

Thus proves the theory that talent isn’t hereditary. 

Dairy Queen used to offer a spackle like country gravy as a dipping sauce for their chicken tenders along with Texas Toast. Not sure where this combination is a normal thing or if they even serve it anymore. 

So the junk drawer started out as the drawer for things on a roll: aluminum, cling wrap, parchment and wax paper. Then I needed a place for those bag clips you can buy at Ikea for $3 for 168 of them. Then I got some 6" red twist ties, 2000 of them to be exact, so that seems to follow the theme. Then I got introduced…

Speaking of pistachios, does anyone know where I can get the red dyed ones these days? My Fiancé has very good memories of eating these in the park with her father who passed away when she was 11. I know there isn’t a need to dye them anymore and the dye was made of beetle shells and probably causes hair loss and…

No pajamas. This is Thanksgiving here people, we aren’t going to Walmart. 

Having gotten myself a catering “hot box” for free I’m cooking about 40 meals and then I’m going to drive around looking for people living on the streets who would want a meal. Also have fleece blankets and granola bars. There are certain areas around where I live that have zip for resources. I plan on doing this…