Taco Bell said legal issues so it could be anything.

But will it work in Des Moines? 

Lionel Hutz will be stetting up a office next door. 

I would love to hear from a Wendy’s employee if the frostichino is just cold coffee with frosty mix added.

I came back around to say just that. 

I am surprised about your opinion on the croissant. Maybe its a regional supply thing because mine was as flaky as a lump of pla-doh. The kicker for me was the ammonia smell coming from that honey sauce. I thought I was Imogene Coca having a sandwich in Vacation. 

I call dibs on t-shirt, mug and bumper sticker rights to this. 

After working with a guy from Asia who was deathly afraid of the number “3" and the I married a disguised harpy (now my ex-harpy) on 3/3, I won’t go near this promotion. Is there anyplace celebrating something on August 8th?

No, im not, but if I was I would go back and punch-a-size someone in the face. 

Found it.

I tried to get my free food but the line was so long I ended up a Wendy’s instead. Had the maple bacon chicken croissant, The bacon and chicken was good. The bun was sorta croissant shaped but definitely had no other relation to the french pastry. Not flaky at all. The worst part was when I opened the wrapper and this…

I worked security at a Ren Faire where we wore white polos and khaki shorts and usually had a flag on a pole that we carried. Everyday several parents would approach us and introduce their kids so they saw what we looked like in case their parents got lost they knew who to go to. 

I remember the one of the science labs in college had a very old fridge that had been running forever because it had very few if any moving parts. I can’t remember that they called it and googling the little bit of reference point I have isn’t helping. Does anyone have any thoughts to what I am thinking of?

I forgot to mention:

Wow, I am away from the web for a couple of days and I come back to see you took my suggestion. Are you folks hiring?

Weren’t we headed this way already? Contact-less jobs, games, dating, sex, etc...

Great Idea for Last Call: Using their incredible power, what food item should The Takeout demand be brought back?

So it’s cheaper to go and get your food instead of having it delivered. In essence you are paying for the delivery with your, time, effort, gas, etc... instead of paying someone else for theirs? 

I never thought of the baby bells. I am in Wisconsin so I do something similar to this with beer batter and semi-frozen cheese curds. 

Hazelnut? Ok I can sort of get it. I am a theatre person who loves Europe where they jam hazelnut in everything possible, so if I love Europe with their hazelnut spread, bread, candy, brandy, ham, jam, tonics and colonics I must fucking love hazelnuts and got to sleep with one stuffed-up each nostril dreaming of the…