The free snacks are part of the difference between a bar and a tavern. I would eat any other food the place made. Plus its not like you are all dipping into one big bowl. They give you your own basket.

There is a tavern in my neck of the woods that puts out baskets of bacon on certain nights instead of popcorn.

Up until, I think, the mid 80's (maybe early 80's) each county in my state had an emergency government services office that I believe was funded by the Federal Gov. This consisted of one person in a small office would would give out pamphlets about surviving nuclear war and blueprints for fall-out shelters. The worker…

My favorite thing, if I have to go to an Einsteins, is a everything bagel, split, topped with sliced tomato, provolone cheese (i think?) and some sort of spice sprinkle and put through the broiler.

Uncharacteristically, the park we are having the wedding at only allows beer.  

Well it is in Wisconsin so I think I am legally obligated. 

Does anyone else remember that Philly cream cheese tried to sell itself as a healthful alternative to butter? It was something like ounce per ounce cream cheese has less calories and fat than butter. I was always like, yes this makes sense but I have never put a 1/4" of butter on anything like I have with cream…

I am going to get a bunch of friends to do this so I can have some extra crap beer at my wedding. 

These are sold in dollar stores around where I live and they must be different than the ones in the franchises. The one I bought had the taste and texture of some sort of swamp critter mixed with sawdust and rolled in walnut shells then jammed into rejected hot pocket dough. Mind you, I am in Wisconsin, so I have…

I am either too poor, too male, too mid-western or too sober to see the appeal of this fonzanoon. 

When I have kids in my house I made them use their imaginations! What a jerk I am.

1) Maybe someone will bring her a hot pocket with a saw blade in it.

Is there only one barber in SK?

It’s really Paczki day here in the Milwaukee area. 

Well that blows my theory that the further south you go the better these places are run :/

OK in the interest of science, what part of the country do you live in?

Being in Wisconsin (almost the Anti-New Orleans) I am a bit limited in my Mardi Gras choices (well except drunkenness and boobs, which is pretty much a weekly think in the right small town taverns.) I have managed to get a fresh bag of Zapp’s Voodoo chips so that helps. I am thinking I will sacrifice part of the bag…

Is the show going to pay for the plastic surgery for the Frankenstein scar on his head that seems to have been created by rushing to get the bandages off and cover with concealer? 

Now I need to find other uses for this sauce. Wings maybe?

This is why you are my food blog crush.