Funny enough I am in the Milwaukee area and this explains why the 2 owners I have met were from the South. 

I believe that you can only own one Chick-fil-A location where you can own multiple Burger King’s. I haven’t been able to confirm this but I heard it quite a bit. A friends father tries and was turned down for a Chick-fil-A franchise, probably because of his very rowdy younger days.  

I have a special needs child and IEP’s are like a meeting to discuss what the school isnt going to do that year. My school district is facing a class action lawsuit for not really educating special needs kids so things have gotten slightly better.

IDK, I have a friend who is a chef down in Chicago and he swears all my experiences have been with crap product because there is a method to prep that only he and italian grandmas know. 

I have never had enjoyable eggplant. I am told I have never had it well prepared. I don’t know how much I believe that.

I think of of the alcohol in Vanilla bakes off. I know people who avoid things like cough syrup though. 

Are you sure you aren’t in Wisconsin? I get looked at like I am a invader when I don’t drink at events. I remember going to the kids day at a downtown festival and at 10:00 am on a Thursday people were already in their cups. I don’t bother having parties because no alcohol means no guests.

OK this will sound like malarkey but it is true. My first land line in Madison, WI had a number that was the same as an old dairy farm help line. We would get calls all the time for the old number. One early morn, the phone rings and a very southern fellow has made this same mistake calling us. He seemed a bit…

It’s a sweet roll, not a Danish. Did Lillian talk to any real Danes?

My mom made the best oxidane.

I think you are reading way to much into this album. Maybe it’s just fun and catchy and quirky? 

I didn’t say he did? 

This is part of why I loved UW Madison, they had a dairy production program and so they had their own dairy. Lots of funky 1 time flavors showed up in the Memorial Union ice cream shop. 

This reminds me of a joke whose punchline is “I watch porn and eat Cheetos.”

I would be interested in if any of the other franchise restaurants did any better? I have heard that the Wendy’s locations owned by a former Milwaukee Buck back in the 90's did some very impressive things to help communities of color. 

Back when I was a boy scout we made baked potatoes right in the fire by covering them in about 1/2" (I think) of clay from a nearby lake. When the clay was hard you cracked the in half and had a nice bowl to eat the potato out of.

OK Two thoughts:

Anytime I even think about a hot pocket I am reminded how much better a pasty is. Then I get hungry for a pasty. Then I have to drive to a pasty shop and buy a couple to devour. So I should be back in about a half an hour. I am hoping they are open this time of morning as it is only 13 degrees out. 

I am not exactly sure how it works on the customer end but when I got the “batch” (as they call orders) there was a button to show a card on my phone with the customer’s first name and last initial so maybe you need a membership? I just got an email that Sam’s club has just been added to potential stores we can shop…

Weren’t there a strawberry, mint and cinnamon kit kat offerings this last year?