Now I need some food from Three Brothers. Thanks a lot!

I have been doing instacart for 2 weeks and I am averaging $20 an hour. The customers I deliver to tend to be people that have more money than time. My last batch was for Costco and with tip I got $58. The whole mileage was 27 miles but my car gets 35+ to the gallon. I would average more but that Costco trip was a…

Cooking is very much art (including baking, which is also chemistry) and I don’t think a robot can make art.

Dr Oz and Mark Wahlberg and at the same level of qualification to give medical advice, no sarcasm intended. 

It’s made from people!!!

I dont remember voting for you as spokesperson. I know I wouldn’t have chosen a seemingly arrogant whiner.

Aren’t most nuggets made out of.......?

Well no quite the Bob Ross of baking...

That second paragraph had me picturing you on PBS with a head of big curly hair, calmly telling us we can all make dough. 

This seems to be a new trend around where I live. Charging $15 for bacon and eggs and $5 for a cup of joe is a guaranteed road to success if you throw in words like locally sourced, curated, artisanal , etc... Top it off with slack jawed, overly pierced and tatted servers and crazy short open times and you will have…

You have no expectation of privacy in a public place like that.

On thing that these big stores of all types rarely have are people who know the product. Need a special cut of meat or some cooking advice? Good luck with that at Walmart. You would need to go to an even bigger city to find a smaller grocer who knew what they were selling. The last hold out for the small business…

Star for what I am hoping is a Little Caesars commercial reference.

Their was a comic who once said something along the lines of “My ancestors made the dangerous journey across the ocean and the horrible trek into the country just to find that one place that was just as miserable as the one they left.”

The only reason for pickled pearl onions is so that wise-asses can go into a bar and order a Gibson and think they are clever. 

$10? For that I can pick up a Large 1 topping and an order of Pokey Sticks from Gumby’s!

I wonder whose car it was? In Wisconsin this is a family insult. 

Good Luck, I used to work for Kraft Foods and we were told the odds were better to play pro-sports than to be a hotdogger. 

When you buy your cookies, thank the girl who sold them to you and then thank the adults for supporting their girls in this process. 

Wait! Do you hear that? Toum turkey!