OK how about, after making garlic stuffed chicken, you use the excess cloves to make this?

Hannah needs to switch to water-proof mascara. You would think by now she would be sick of looking like Alice Cooper. 

Don’t forget about vending machines and moving companies. 

I f this is an issue, I would stay in teaching and avoid any jobs with the Mafia.

I don’t know if this is a universally know thing but cheese popcorn mixed with caramel corn is awesome.

I think Fugget is the name of a laundry soap Redd Fox used to pitch for.

Fake pork patty? Oh wait, the McRib has been around for years. 

With the rise in delivery of food and groceries and the new Segway chair I see pre-chewed food the obvious extension in the lowest possible effort trend. 

I remember when Krispy Kreme opened 3 (I think) locations in my area. Everything was good. Now they are down to one location and the whole place has the cleanliness level of a dive bar men’s room. It’s like the truck with the cleaning supplies hasn’t come in months.

Once upon a time, before having a car was needed, most cities had electric street cars. GM and Standard Oil (I think, could be another oil company) started buying up these street car companies and replacing the street cars with buses. Then slowly this bus service was degraded to the point of uselessness. What to do?…

The targeted eating to gain a benefit is true for some things. My Dr tells me to add a banana or two to my daily diet to add potassium to make up for the loss I experience from my BP meds. 

I would think you would like the white people signing your check. I have an elderly black neighbor who has a term or saying for folks like you but it escapes me at the moment.

I prefer “fuckers.” Seems to grab most people’s attention. 

It’s just nothing has appeared on The Takeout since 12/23

I see this article on lifehacker and it makes me think I missed some sort of announcement?

I think the strong journalistic choice for this would be to find and interview someone who worked in one of these call centers. 

Best Christmas Song:

That would be great and I would do that all day if it was available in this area. 

Seems like everything old is new again. Maybe fedoras and dressing for dinner will make a come back too. 

Get yours before the holiday!