All I could think of was that scene in police academy where that prostitute tells that cop who is two-fisting the shrimp how she loves a man who eats shrimp that way.

When I was in college I was a fan of the dinner and... date. I would make sure my date picked either the activity or the place for dinner as this would tell me something about them. One person chose Red Lobster. I mean there were tons of great places in town that were better and had more character. Also my budget…

Do you own stock in Fiat or something? 

This reeks of selfie culture. 

I think there are videos of people in the same are playing carp baseball

If the belt is as real as the wrestling, someone can go to Hobby Lobby and whip up a new one. 

I love this poem and I have a shirt that just says on back the emperor of ice-cream. When people ask me what it means I tell them “doodle, doodle dee, wubba, wubba wubba.”

They still have them in the A&W where I am in Wisconsin. 

I have a buddy who is ex-intelligence agency and now is a PI. JUst the way he has his car rigged tells me unless you have some training you wouldn’t know he was following you. 

Pish posh! This advice is like buying cooking wine!

OK point is, its seems like a great deal of people have crappy work ethics. Trying working for all of the hours you get paid to. 

Ok this brings to mind a skit from Sesame Street (I think) that was a person doing a song about eating spaghetti with a spoon. Does anyone else remember this or was this just beamed into my head by the evil Wizard?

Who cares if she is from China unless she is a state funded, lab grown fighter?

I can’t imagine I got out of retail and factory work and have a nice safe insure middle class life. Maybe it’s that I didn’t produce any kids until Icould afford to raise them or buy crap I couldn’t afford and didn’t need. Or maybe I just got over-looked by big corp and sneaked out.

I hope you wore your fire proof undies today. When everyone climbs out of their bunker to get their free-trade organic coffee you are going to get flamed hard. 

The only Ring in my city on this map is on a church in a crap neighborhood. Otherwise the police report a series (4) of these doorbells have themselves been stolen. 

It wasn’t so bad for me but there was an older lady (over 60) who was a diabetic cancer survivor. Her boss would call her in weekly to go over her excessive (in the bosses opinion) bathroom breaks. It ended when the employee came in with a lawyer and the company paid her to retire early. 

I was in a sales department helping people design cube systems. Maybe is was the German ownership. 

Except theater, every single one I have worked in, from making fries, to working in factories, to the office where you put a code in your phone when you need to use the rest room. You are getting paid to work. Maybe this is why when equally skilled people from the mid-west get chosen over people from the coasts for…

1) I can punch back :)