Don Johnson! Sexiest man alive. At all times.

Texas was actually a lot closer than usual. Please don’t vote for shitty third party in Texas.

What do you have against tall men?

Let me just do a quick Google search, and... Yep, there they are. Glorious.

All I ever wanted was for this year to be over. Then, after last week, I want it to last forever so I don’t have to face 2017.

What’s really sad and scary is that the US will be on the wrong side. This is what has been keeping me up at night. This coming from someone who was in the Marines. Our troops will fuck up whoever they are told to fuck up. I have no idea what’s in store for us.

Damn this is fabulous. Almost makes me wish I didn’t already out myself as an atheist so I could use it.

I hate his gd face so much.

HALT!!!HALT!!

Man I loved Dagger fall. My 13 year old self was losing it when my friend told me it had bewbies in the temples. So I bought the game, just because of that. I learned how to get to a temple as fast as possible. Saw the naked pixelated women, and was all, nice... OK now what?

My worst week was after I wrecked my car and fractured my spine. Worst week and worst month probably. This is bad too though.

Hahaha! Sorry about your mini nes bro.

I liked Crash and Way of the Gun and MCGRUBERRRRR.

My mom and I may or may not have been mistaken for a couple once. We went our for Cinco de mayo to get some margaritas! And maybe she was just kinda drunk but she kept telling people that I’m her son and she’s not a cougar haha.

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Does his hat look photoshopped on to anyone else? Learn how to wear a fucking hat!

So. I work in child support. And I saw a case with 6 or 7 kids on it. They all had ridiculous names like Ocean, River, Winter, Summer. Not all TOO terrible, until I saw 1 was named Heaven. Another was named... Neveah. I have never facepalmed so hard in my life.

I’m sure these stories are great. I’ll find time to read them on my three day weekend. But my mind immediately turns to the negative side. Do we have any idea how many teachers are out there telling their students that Trump is the good guy?

Look at Obama’s left hand. It’s screaming cringe.

You’re tired of the snark? Now? Man you are in the wrong place. There’s at LEAST four more years of this shit. Unless he manages to kill free speech. Then you’ll miss the snark. You’ll beg for snark.