And the line of the night goes to Trump, for “murders are up.”

Day 1 bro here and I concur.

Yeah! As a fire weapon too of all things. I was like whoa. First weapon I got and I was all squeeee.

Good for her imo. At least she’s doing/showing exactly what she’s advertising. Might very well be the least clickbaity thing on the Internet.

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

BROFOOOORCE

Taaaaaaake meeeeeee uuggh gd it now I’ll never get that song out of my head.

Everquest and Ultima Online taught me to type. No fancy talk crap just typing every gd thing. So much typing. When I got to keyboarding in high school I was already leagues ahead of the other noobs.

As someone who doesn’t do video games for a living! I’m jealous of course. But I have found myself playing less games but for longer. When I get a new game I don’t blast through it the way I used to. I am already taking my time and savoring it. It’s cheaper because it takes longer and I buy less games AND because I…

Letting us play dress up on x/y and not in Omega/alpha, is the only reason I didn’t buy alpha Sapphire. Glad to see its back! My girl is gonna be cute as hell.

Streamer! Use feign!

Pass.

Don’t do it.

I didn’t even get a boner. You tricked me.

I never liked Jimmy fallon but I'd never expect this from him. Maybe he had to. Maybe his boss and Trump suck each other's dicks.

So you guys think he’s off enjoying his hard earned cash from all the saps who bought into the hype? Or crying cuz everyone hates him? I know what I’d be doing...

You had to kick nuts too. Don’t forget the nuts! I’m loving the WQ, because it’s so obviously the HS and HotS style of daily where I can skip a few days without falling behind on my factions. And for the hardcore, man I miss college, they can sit around and do WQ all day.

Man. When did they add it? I played up to PoP and never heard of it. Maybe I was too goody two shoes.

I don't think they ever had a jail, or at least didnt when I was playing, but I loved how EQ GMs would show up in game. Much cooler than on WoW. They had characters and would interact. One GM came after I put in a ticket for the muglwump bugging out. She did not believe there was a giant froglok tad in them game and…

Go to jail! Go directly to jail! Do not pass go! Do not collect loot!