What do you think Quorn is?

I assume the writer went with 2002, because 2003 Toronto would've been all SARS all the time and who needs more pandemic right now?

Really weird to watch you make this same mistaken argument -- 3 times! -- to ghosts from 2018.

Cheese is a topping. It’s the topping that makes a hamburger into a cheeseburger.

I’m a big Hodgman fan but Dicktown didn’t do anything for me.

Me too. My drink of choice at home is roughly 1 part diet root beer, 4 parts water with a squirt of strawberry flavored Stur “water enhancer”, served cold.

That’s not quite the etymology of “corned”. When corned was coined, corn was still a generic word for grains — it hadn’t yet evolved to be specific to maize.

More standard, ole time. With some elements of clever.

Cheese is a topping. Saying I want a cheeseburger, plain, is slightly ambiguous.

Good for them. 100% of the time woke be even better.

I’m trying to come up with mechanisms by which getting delivery food would cause someone to feel guilty. If it's carbon footprint, then it doesn't make sense. If it's something else, let OP enlighten us.

Wow, who knew I was in conversation with the lord God herself, knower and decider of all men’s preferences. Someone can like burgers and want one that doesn’t come with the killing or environmental issues of beef. Some people in fact do want that, and no amount of stomping your feet will change that.

Nerdle is also my favorite Wordle clone.

Because of guilt? If so, why?

Ah, the classic “takes one to know one” situation.

False. And go away.

You should be banned.

I tapped out on Walking Dead in, I think, really 2018. I just got tired of the same stuff over and over.

Huh, I hadn’t thought of it that way. Good point.

I think you underestimate how old your audience is, Takeout. I’m around 20-somethings every day (to me, they’re young) and I would not know a Euphoria-themed cocktail if you choked me with one.