Purely from memory (so probably wrong), I think ABC Sunday nights were often an old Disney movie. I’m sure google can tell us, but I’m gonna do this 80's style.

The honey butter chicken biscuit kicks ass, but I’m struggling with your description of the burgers.

The main thing those old eps do for me is remind me how Nealon was easily the worst Update anchor, ever.

I like Melissa, but there’s nothing brilliant about her Marge Simpson.

We definitely need more posts on your absolute familiarity with the high-end gym environment.

I enjoy you, Jesse, but this came off as a weird rant to me. Unrelated to this film, attacking some set of comedies I can’t think of off the top of my head.

Heavily processes foods? Like butter? Or fried pork skin?

Agree with a good half of what you're saying, but "quick-digesting foods are better for you" is one of the crazier unsupported health claims I've come across lately.

“Corrupted”?

What’s complicated about replacing a high-resource meal high in saturated fats with a low-resource meal high in saturated fats?

I’ve never understood why comic book fans enjoy the hidden-identity storyline, or are able to attribute sany stakes to the ‘oh no someone might find out who I am’ half of a story where the other half is averting some global catastrophe or mass murder.

I loved Schitt’s Creek, and thought Dan Levy was great in it.

Were getting on articles on sandwich press releases?

Is that what happened? I was a big Whatchamacallit guy for a while, then switched over to Nestle Crunch (probably due to some combo of greater availability and marketing).

My wife knows the owner of malk. When she brought some home I burst out laughing, certain it was a joke.

Do you need to waste the energy required to maintain the server space for your post? No. Yet you still did it.

Yeah, I doubt this product is any better than that solution.

I’d like to see its performance compared against that of a couple holes punched in the lid. I bet the difference is negligible.

Look at the picture again. The bulk of the packet is negligible compared to that of the box. You're focused on bits of nothing here.

Yeah, taking a position against a single company is not “betting against the American economy”.