Pudding pops were (American) chocolate pudding. Not jello.

Hoooooold on. Are you telling me Jello Pudding Pops aren’t a thing anymore? First my childhood is ruined by who Bill Cosby turned out to be, now you’re telling me the one good thing he brought us is no more?

“Hate yourself? Looking for a dry mouthful of sadness? Try Chex™ Mix!”

“Evendell Castle”? Why not just go with the actual castle? Unless this isn’t meant to be New York’s Central Park.

That would have made this a lot more interesting, but alas that was an autocorrect from “auto-pay”.

Someone fraudulently signed me up for Netflix, and it took me like a year to notice. My wife and I pay for everything by card — this one card — and there are a shit ton of entries each month. Somehow I didn’t notice the charge for months and months, until I noticed it.

Or simply stop doing it. Maybe roll it out again in a few months for fun. Then, who knows, Thanksgiving?

Corpse flowers are awesome though.

I enjoyed this. Stephanie, you’re cool.

In these trying times, a true comfort.

“I’ll take ‘Bad Takes’ for 1,000, Alex.”

This makes me realize that two years into living in NYC, we’re still not regulars anywhere. I at least know how to order a bagel now (specifically I know that I have to remember the details of what I ordered for so they can ring it up properly at the register), but I don’t go often enough to be recognized.

No THC.

It's glorious.

I fear you’ve made cheesy potatoes, when a tartiflette should be potatoey cheese.

Not saying it’s a bad idea, just do it with eyes open.

Meringue on a pie just gets in the way. The little kisses of meringue with chocolate dipped on the bottom that my wife made once? Shockingly good, esp considering i don’t like meringue.

Criticism: It’s likely a donation, not a prepayment. When the business goes bankrupt, your gift card is worthless

I mean, that Van Wilder role seemed pretty lived in, so can’t exactly fault your impression.

My daughter doesn’t like crack.