HEB is fantastic. They really upped their game with the introduction of the Central Market concept, and then really really upped their game by taking some of the best elements of CM and incorporating them back into complete-selection supermarkets. The HEB Montrose Market was my happy place. They tried to do some stuff…

How does them adding a veggie burger affect you in even the tiniest way?

I hate to call someone a liar, so I’ll just say anyone claiming “their breakfast options are 100% ratshit” can’t have tried the jalapeno cheddar biscuits. They are simply fantastic.

See, what they are are cafeteria burgers, just not sad ones. If there’s a name for this style (which I think of as the “McDonald’s original hamburger” style — flat patty, flat soft bun), then Whataburger is the apotheosis of that style.

“Apple-y sweet” is a quote from the 80's campaign you’re claiming “never says they taste like apples”. That means they taste like apples.

Kellogg’s.com:

Well, let’s see — those two things that are “literally part of their job”? They’re 40% of your rant by quantity, and 25% of your rant by volume.

I start with going for eye contact.

Totally depends on the place and the clientele. If it’s somewhere dudes want be chatted up, then small talk is going to help.

That’s a whole hell of a lot to put on a server looking to up her tips a bit.

I remember them as completely colorless. Looks like someone brought them back, and that’s how they’re doing them:

Fascinating, thanks for this.

Hard to believe that movie was set only 17 years prior to its release, and it’s now 26 years old.

I mean, my high school was more War Games, but yeah there was some Project X too.

No no, THC is clearly “the guy from Wings”. Then there was the other guy, and the other other guy. And Tony Shalhoub and some other guys, and a lady.

As much as I enjoyed the movie, my favorite part was the unexpected reveal of the lyrics to the theme song, over the end credits. And because I was watching with captions on, I got all of them.

Don’t you think angry restaurant staff such as yourself have thoroughly convinced the public that complaining customer => spit in food?

What if the reason is I’m likely to forget it in the fridge for 3 weeks, or I just don’t feel like it? Are these also acceptable?

Total username fail. :)

That’s funny, I was just racking my brain for that cereal that I started eating when I “grew up” a little, aka my mid-teen years.