And Barry just put the final nail in Washington’s coffin.

The other alternative is that the Caps implode and own themselves so hard over the course of the next week. Always a possibility.

Yeah Vegas is toast. Being down 3 games to 1 is basically elimination in the SCF. Just look at the history of teams being up 3 games to 1—

Smh. Gambling has been legal nationwide for like two weeks and Vegas is already irrelevant.

I am still afraid the Caps may lose game 4 and it’s been over for 20 minutes.

As soon as Vegas scored its second goal, I prepared to turn off my tv for good and throw it into the ocean.

Phil would have better weed.

Dear god, that’s most intelligent, observant hockey analysis I’ve ever seen on Deadspin! Granted, the bar is very low, but kudos and all the stars to you, sir and/or madam!

While dating my wife, her and her roommates bathrooms were an absolute nightmare. One roommate wouldn’t flush all the time... Once a week I’d open up one of their toilets and see a big old pot of piss, sometimes poops.... one time, there was a used tampon laying on top of the poops; like an injured sailor dying on a…

Have you ever been in a bathroom used only be a woman, let alone one with multiple women? They’re fucking disaster zones.

John with the traffic question, I have 2 words: ZIPPER MERGE.

Wilson plays on the first line

If Detroit ever gets to the playoffs again, I want them to start every home game by making everyone sit through the complete assembly of a 4-door sedan, right there on the ice.

Mets gearing up to go after the 2010 World Series championship.

I want to watch an NFL game but with BBC Cricket announcers.

All. That. Squeaking!!!

No way. Crowd noise is essential. It alerts you to action before they can even pan to it or cut to another camera. In a sport like football, you can usually tell how good or bad the coverage is by the reaction of the home crowd, even while the camera is still trained on the QB.

Yeah I was gonna say looks like we found Giannis’s burner account

Well one’s about the social contract and the other is about high school graduates who play a game.

It sometimes feels as though this column is uniquely devoted to making fun of Baseball for having unwritten rules combined with a frank and honest discussion about the unwritten rules of air travel and using the shitter.