They were just pullin for their team.

I feel bad for this guy.

You are the worst.

And if any team has experience with that kind of thing...

The dude is a legitimate generational player stuck in Ottawa.

Yea grow up Deadspin! MORE JETER ASS-EATING ARTICLES!

Flowers in the Arctic

Thankfully it wasn’t one of the brother-sister teams.

I think it’s the opposite, they are fully aware of having a national audience but just don’t see anything creepy about sexualizing a 17 year old Olympic athlete on air.

OWWWW!

Anytime I need to specify if its a V8 or V6 for friggin wiper blades

If it’s any consolation, Colt McCoy will unseat him in training camp.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

I am wondering what else the doctor tried before he settled on “Jenny McCarthy’s half-brother with bad shirts.” But I have to figure he knew he hit it out of the ballpark the second he landed on this one.

Why don’t the Hawks try to turn their season around and sign this dude? He’d start for them immediately and he only fell on defense once.

i can’t help but think that Russell Westbrook answers the question “what if Steve Smith had played basketball instead of football?”

I think this is good fun beef. It helps that Westbrook is a crazy person.

Ummm ok? It’s still incredibly inappropriate for someone with no relationship to said child to call them a “pissant” on a regional radio station.

I’m sure as fuck not watching the documentary to find out but, the important question: WAS Brady’s daughter “being an annoying little pissant”? 

Fine. It ruined Asuka’s moment, which sucks, and took the spotlight away from what was a much better women’s Rumble match than I would have expected, but it’ll probably sell tickets.