This is bad. Every motherfucker in Orange County is suddenly a die hard ducks fan and I really do not want Diane in her Range Rover with the ducks window flags to feel any sense of validation.

Is Kevin Pillar ok with Stroman hitting dongs?

I KNOW. Are those guys even wearing protective gear AT ALL??? Player safety has grown by leaps and bounds since then.

details of how exactly he fell are not known

Funny, that’s about the age I was when I snuck my first taste of beer, also a Coors Light. Saw it on the counter, took a swig, then caught a fatherly backhand right to the kisser. The old man did me a favor though, because it knocked the awful taste of beer right out of my mouth.

Wrangler has to be on the list. Obvious choice but for a reason.

when you find occam’s razor but instead use it to cut your own dick off.

It’s fascinating how, in moments of near clarity, these people get oh so close to the truth, and then put pedal to the medal and speed away.

No, that was another, different racist idiot the next day.

Not to mention the liberal Boston media would have broken its neck to identify the racist.

But just taking him at his word means there are a bunch of white cowards and racists living here, because no one stood up to the guy.

NO ONE DENIES THIS!

Report: NFL Expected To Shorten Overtime

*Mike drop*

This couple got engaged on a sinking ship

So it can appear bigger when threatened, like a puffer fish?

First impression: Overall the car isn’t bad, those chrome wheel arches appear to be the worst part and are easily removed.
Second impression: Whoa, that hood is the worst part about this car. I wouldn’t want to drive around with it but it’d be funny to hang on a wall.
Third impression: Ugh, too much blue loom on the…

I’m sorry to hear that, bro.

Why would you protect the guilty?

Chevy HHR? There’s your first problem...