Please let them beat Duke.

They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.

What’s up with the “everyone leave the dugout and meet him at the plate” bullshit like it’s a walkoff homer?

But did they stand during our national anthem glorifying slavery?

Guess what Edith? In the future, your vote is going to count exactly the same as a current 5 year old boy who says “Look what I have” while holding a piece of his own poop in his hand.

Five?!?! Fu-uck. I just texted my wife and told her to throw the PS4 in the fireplace. Those kids are hitting the books when I get home.

Had a large fund saved up to put a nice system in my 93 Sunbird coupe. Ended up blowing it all on 40's and weed, which in retrospect, was the better option.

Slow down.

bless u

I’ve ruined my pants and it’s only 9 AM. I hate the Geneva auto show.

Yeah. Someone should get on the phone and tell the Honda engineers they don’t know what they are doing. Ok, you first.

Do you also like him because he is articulate?

No. I mean humility, as in no pride, as in no “look at me”.

Oozes charachter?!? Oh, you mean like grit, not personality. Gotcha

Beyond the smooth jumper and suffocating defense, it’s the fact that Kawhi just oozes character - has zero ego - that makes him such a joy to watch, for me.

How the hell do you name him Lipstick instead of Treesus Christ? Come on, stoner mountain brahs. This isn’t that hard.

At least they were honest about the reason. In my house, it’s usually a “headache.”

You’re killin’ me, falls.

At least he’s got that Sandlot residual money to fall back on.