8 years old, At a carnival, standing in line for my first ever ride on bumper cars(even though I was too short I was standing on my tip toes in my boots so you couldn’t tell). Have to pee so bad but I was standing with my mom and we were almost to the front of the line and she said she wouldn’t come back in line if we…

+1 for the Doc Holliday name and +1 for the joke

About as competent as his defense

It looks like a Grand Theft Auto remake of the Buick/Audi combined

If you’re still keeping score he still has double the amount of support you have and I doubt a couple hours made the difference. I’m not even supporting his side or yours I’m just telling you that while you speak for everyone, some may agree, but others like it, and just because you recycle the same joke over and over…

Yeah except 20 people agree with him and 4 people agree with you. Solid work

Mr Rovell is that you!?!

Kevin, Doubt you’ll see this but this was great work on your part. Appreciate the in depth and play by play that you put out first and this summed it up very well. Awesome job

“Kia and Hyundai, their spouse who sleeps in a different bedroom” Excellent Patrick. Great line

He looks like Sonny from iRobot with real skin

For any and all interested parties, Poo pouri is the real deal. Completely masks and eliminates odors in the restroom even after a beer and five guys filled weekend. ask me how i know

Pierre Mcguire deserves to be shot. Resuscitated, and then shot again

Couldn’t agree more. As tired as the cliche is, He plays a great 2 way game and his penalty killing is top notch. He also has a strong stick and is a physical presence.

Favorite race you ever commentated on and why?

Yeah for good reason though, I think alot of Toews’ hora comes from is how clutch he has been in the playoffs. Kane did alot of heavy lifting as did their defense but Toews is so calm and has had some huge points when they mattered most in recent memory. When it’s all said and done I respect Toews alot but the most…

That’s my favorite part too. Even the most tested and skilled can’t play much more than half of a game. 28-30 minutes even in and of itself is rare to see unless it’s an overtime game.

As does Backstrom, great in the faceoff circles, great on defense, extremely solid on the boards and kills penalties and is the facilitator on the best Powerplay in the league (for the past 3 years). Arguably more boring than Toews too if that’s even possible

This is the most overlooked star in the league. This guy was drafted in the same draft class as Toews, one spot below him, has 160 more assists than him and over 70 more point for his career, and yet somehow Toews has been to FOUR all-star games to Backstroms ZERO...also Backstrom has a 100 point season on his resume…

Based on what? Michael Sam sucks at football. I surely hope he isn’t your example

Disclaimer, He’s lying he hates when people do that^^