" Imagine getting in and pushing the button for the eighth floor, only some punk kid undoes it just before the elevator gets there. You would murder that kid."

His ears are the size of the NFL sideline microphone dishes so his perception of arena sound systems are beyond that of the tiny reporter. Easily explained

But are you still butthurt I don't like your city?

And yet he still left.

Did a washington sports team make a relatively decent financial move for a GOOD player??

"puts in some early work here in DC." Do any of the sixers actually work?

Had this girl I was hooking up with for a couple months. White suburban girl who liked ink and nipple piercings because she was "misunderstood". One day she comes over and says "do you wanna..." and then pulls her bottom lip down and she got "FUCK" tattooed there. I obliged. We ended shortly after that because, I,…

This is almost as selfish as Kobe Bryant playing basketball...ALMOST

He can net a huge profit from his short lived Nets tenure. We shall call him Deron Williams!

You realize if the catch was made they had a roughly 50% chance of winning the game, but when it was called a drop they still had a ~15% chance of winning the game. So, in other words, it did not decide the game. Feel free to see yourself out

Completely appropriate to punch that bro in his smug face. Notice after he is confronted how he has no other move and tries to put his hand back behind his head. Assclown

You sound like the type of guy I would hate to ever talk to at a party.

In conclusion I can conclude that this was way too much effort for a shitty joke. Comment concluded

Good idea on their part to do it a month in advance!

I can safely assume that Dec 10 and Dec 16 are meant to be Jan 10 & 16? Unless ESPN is corrupt enough to hide time machines under our noses

Amen. The Polish Hammer is all good by me

99% here

"just inside the freethrow line" is generous. Still a fucking sick dunk from a 15-16 year old.

On a lighter note, Mark Jackson might light some fires under these guys

that WAS the home