That’s the best use of that $13 Ikea playmat carpet (or, you know, something close) that every single parent I know has. I want to go to my kid’s playroom and sweep the Hot Wheels and trains off that thing and cut holes for my pedals and gearshift right fucking now.
Deadspin’s editorial positions here are that a guy going to prison for four years over this is ridiculous and that the Cardinals should be banned from baseball forever and tossed into space.
UPDATE: my new air conditioner broke in the box.
A player has the ball long enough to be the runner when, after he squeezes the potato with his greedclaw and his thundertrunk suctions to the swampy grass, he is capable off warding of a hex from the Field Magi, swallowing the potato outright, gallivanting to the dusky dimension via mirrorpool or fog portal, or filing…
I’m more impressed with this Airbus A380's barrel roll. Action starts at 0:55.
Having the approval of Don Cherry, mostly.
hate to break it to you, that graph is backwards.
Sorry, I meant, “...there was no more of this disaster show left to sit through in hopes that it would get better but somehow got perpetually disappointed.”
i usually use it to inadvertently block my teammates’ tactical visor clear shots
Funny, washing is one of my favorite things about having a car!
The USMNT took their swing at Argentina and got taken apart like an insect in the hands of a cruel child. I don’t…
It’s also due to the beautiful city of Charleston, which combines two of the finest things American society has to offer: southern people and northern money.
Jaaaaaaaaaag! Just pick your size:
Honda Accord. You can get it with 3-pedals and it is a damn enjoyable daily driver. You can have it as a hybrid or a powerful V6. It is comfy, affordable, reliable. You can fit real adults in the back seat and it also has a sizable trunk. It’s not a 3-series, but it’s also not a total bore to drive.
Just tweet “Please forgive us for our recently-deleted tweet. It was made in error, and we regret it immensely.” People will lose their collective minds trying to scour the web for something that never existed.
Edit: Canadian Problem Solved:
Actually, sharks are cartilaginous, not boned.
I remember the good ol’ days when if you crashed you just blamed Pastor Maldonado. Now things are so complicated...
“He got what he deserved”
I once approached a pro wrestler at a jewelry store, of all places. Stupidest thing I've ever done.
