A beige Golf? With rear seatback tvs?

Haha, the fiance refers to the jam as 'stinky feet jam'-apparently that's how they smell when cooking...

Hahaha, I've borrowed one of these poor things, in similar condition. I had never seen a pedal-parking brake on a manual vehicle before-that caused some head scratching, let me tell you.

Bakeapples are fine, they're just better cooked. I stick to the blueberries.

No crash tests though. Yes, there are DoT requirements, but not for seatbelts, crumple zones, passenger safety cells, etc. It'll be like the stupid G Whiz in Britain.

On a Newfoundland pony, I think-they are tiny and adorable. The kind of thing 8 year old girls want living in their backyards.

To be totally fair, St John's gets the worst of it. The fiance is from the middle of the Rock, and their weather is a lot better (Exploits Valley area).

It's a Newfoundland pony, not a horse? Grasping at straws here.

Nice shot! I've never been that close/had that good a camera for the ones in my neighbourhood. In Bridgeland there are some wild, former domesticated bunnies around-I wonder if we'll start looking like Canmore...

If it isn't legally a car, they can say whatever they like about the safety and it'll never be tested.

More than I had ever heard of!

It's very Jalopnik though. A V8, FWD car with wider front wheels than back? That's hilarious.

That's hilarious! And your name couldn't be more appropriate.

The XJR? Although any of the Jag R models would qualify.

Surely you mean the GXP :-)

*clutch pedal

Hmmm...so, is this going to meet normal 4-wheel automotive standards?

Yikes-that's why they split the brake systems on modern cars! Glad you (and the Dart) are okay.

Aren't split-system hydraulic brakes considered redundant? I didn't think my electric parking brake would even engage while in motion.

“This is not something the car is designed to do—the main brakes are hydraulic, and they have a lot of power. The e-brake is mechanical, it’s just a cable, and it can be iffy. The engineers that design cars, they don’t have stuntmen in mind.” He chuckled. “They make it harder every year.” The e-brake is designed as a…